1. From my (French-souled, French-chic) sister: French vs. American women, according to Vogue.
2. Dogs May Not Go to Heaven, But Cats Definitely Go to Hell. I'm going to have to take issue with that latter opinion, but the root theology here is just actually truly excellent.
3. So many outrageously good costumes last weekend, but this one really does win all. the. awards. (THE TINY VATICAN FLAGS OMG)